Lineage 2 - Just for the lulz (and the boobs, duh…)

Lineage 2 is one of A & P’s all time favorite MMORPGs. We were both complete noobs when it came this game (and life in general at that point) but that didn’t stop us from bending the rules of the game and having some of the best times of our lives laughing at other’s misfortune.

Let’s be honest, this game was HARD HARD HARD. The grind was hard, getting loot was hard, just playing the game without getting PKed was hard, but on top of all of that there was a ruthless and unforgiving nature about Lineage 2 that kept us coming back for more. Maybe we were masocists for this game and didn’t even know it, but whatever the reason (the amazing anime boobs and insanely badass armor skins(that clearly enhanced the overall booby-ness of the game)) we couldn’t get enough.

A is and always has been a huge fan of bow class so clearly, he chose a Male Dark Elf Archer appropriately named “Bladz” (Yes I was too young and stupid and named my character immediately without thinking, didn’t even realize not only was I trying to spell “Bladez” with a “Z”…smh, but I also missed the “E” until P pointed it out).  Clearly at level one and with 0 experience we had already gone too far to remake the character so the name stayed.

P has always been into women doing magic (super true statement) so obviously he chose the smokin hot Dark Elf Female Wizard, pictured two images above… and again below for reasons pertaining to pure hotness.  Obviously P understood, as a heterosexual male, how to pick gaming characters better than me at this vital stage of our lives, we were 12 years old.

Now to quit rambling like a 12 year old, sorry the images took me back.  What this game was really about, was the ganks, the scams, the PKs, ruining other players days, and most importantly the lulz.  DI was all about the Lulz from before the term was coined and this was a major jumping point for us.